art


nfts are the first real art

my daughter showed me
her school presentation
of art history
and all the art since
prehistory until few years ago
seems like pathetic attempts
for freedom.
then i realized that
nfts are the first real step
towards real art
because they make everyone
equal.







brian droitcour

long time ago
brian wrote an article
about my art
and i thought it was the
stupidest shit anyone ever wrote
but now, decades later,
i think he was right
in his madness







why i am a poet

few years ago
i had an amazing idea
for an artwork
which would connect people
in a new way
never seen before
and would change
everything in art
but i was super lazy
to even write an email
about it.







theo the artist

theo wanted to be an artist
first he went to art school
then he quit the art school
then he lived in the mountains
then he bought the most expensive paint
then he refused to speak
then he fell in love
then he became sensitive
and then he finally became an artist
just before he died







kanye west

he is an artist
who decided
to make art
in the real world,
which is kind of
the only real art.







miltos is a villain

miltos is a level three villain
in the art video game.
you need to beat him
to reach level four.
there are seventy six levels.
i am still at level two.
rafael is level forty two.
my kids are level one.







the art of rafael rozendaal

behind every act
there is a wish
and rafael’s wish
is that we can all have fun
while robots serve us.

rafael makes art for
year ten thousand
which makes no sense today
which is why
it is so important today.

rafael is from the future
tell us what we can become
if we do not blow ourselves up
in a nuclear war.







how to sell art

to sell art to dentists, bankers, and lawyers
art needs to tie the room together
and artist must not embarrass them