loved


1029 i am very famous

believe me, I am
a very very very famous poet.
i have been
very very very successful
and i am very loved.




1106 shubert’s ave maria

yesterday all of my kids
loved schubert’s ave maria
and this made me feel
very confident about their future
because shubert’s ave maria
is not an easy music
for a kid to like.
it is also good that they like
metallica’s the call of ktulu.




941 parent’s dilemma

i wish i loved my kids so much
to treat them badly
so they would love me less
and be less sad when i die




alternative putin

putin took the oil and gas profit
and invested it in innovation
which solved the global poverty
and the climate crisis.

he offered amazing benefits
to innovators and artists
and attracted the best in the world
setting a new standard for all countries.

he did all this in his first term
and the entire world loved him
but he still left
so he could be with his grandkids.




eaten by a lion

i was one second away
from being eaten by a lion.
it was impossible to escape
and my death was sure.
within that one second
i invented a religion
with this lion as a god
which merged with my soul
and allowed me to live forever
in the center of the universe
with everyone i ever loved.