do you like poetry?
do you like my poetry?
do you like me?
do you like me farting?
do you like me farting in your living room?
do you like me farting in your living room
while ranting about complete cringe nonsense?
if no
then you do not like me farting in your living room
then you do not like me farting
then you do not like me
then you do not like my poetry
then you do not like poetry

just before i die
i will publish a list
of all my secret
social media accounts
which i used for decades
to influence bakers
all around the world
to add more frosting
on donuts

for the last ten years
i have been thinking
if i should make
my teeth prettier
and i always decided
to leave them ugly
because i do not want
people to like me
because i am pretty

i do not read books
and it took me decades
to understand why
i do not like it.

it is because
they are so subjective
and i do not like
anything with a limited
point of view.

i do not like hollywood
because they never
made a movie
with a main character
with whom i can
identify with

none of us knows much
and we are all
constantly improvising
and clumsily trying
to do something weird
that only we
understand and like

it is very important
that we know
that there are people
whom we never met
who like
the same weird scenes
as we do.

on social media
i often do not like stuff
even though it looks cool
because i do not know
if they are the real experts
or someone average
taking away the attention
from the real experts

i often think
about the death of david lynch
how it will happen soon
and how after it
the world will never be the same
and although i love change
i will not like this change

i would like to write a poem
which can free all of us from all pressures
and help us transcend the human condition

i was taking a shit
and scrolling down instagram.
at one point i spaced out
and i liked a miltos manetas post.
then i realized
i actually liked
an advert for cables.
i quickly unliked it
because i have integrity.

the older i am
the more i like him
i guess when i am hundred years old
i will like him a lot