do you like poetry?
do you like my poetry?
do you like me?
do you like me farting?
do you like me farting in your living room?
do you like me farting in your living room
while ranting about complete cringe nonsense?
if no
then you do not like me farting in your living room
then you do not like me farting
then you do not like me
then you do not like my poetry
then you do not like poetry

sometimes,
when i need even more optimism,
i imagine tom cruise farting.

and not a cool comedy fart,
but a boring every day smelly fart
that no one notices but me.

an average person
farts fourteen times a day
and creates maybe a litre of gas
multiply this by how many people
there are in this tiny atmosphere
and remember it next time
you complain about someone
farting next to you