1187 do not blame religion

it is easy
to blame religion
for a lot of political fuckups

but the truth is
that all ideologies
when given a monopoly power
will create hell on earth

elon, please take me to mars

scientists say
that mars is very hostile for us
but i think compared to earth
mars is like getting a blowjob

i never cared to move to mars
but if someone can guarantee to me
that there will be no mass media
i will sign up instantly

i will live i a cave,
grow potatoes in my shit,
drink someone else’s urine,
die young from radiation poisoning,
as long as i never see the news again

five things you should know about me

i am on planet earth
i am human
i am male
i like to eat
i need lots of love