i woke up last night at 3 am
because i needed to pee
and i suddenly realized
that the best thing about
hegelian dialectic
is that it should teach people
not to be too possessive
about their ideas.
1335 understanding hegelian dialectic
this bug is my hero
i found a bug in the hallway
and threw it in the toilet.
an hour later i went to pee
and the bug was still there swimming.
i felt sorry for it
but i really needed to pee
so i peed on it and flushed.
i felt bad about doing it but i did it.
the bug did not get flushed
and kept swimming.
i was very happy.
i made a little stick out of toilet paper
and took it out
and released it outside.
i hope it had a great life
with a great family and an awesome career
and lots of kids and grand kids.
this bug is my hero.
most important man in the world
to be the most important man in the world
you first need to be able to
breathe, sleep, pee, and poo
regularly