metaverse


future of the forgotten ukraine

in the year 2024
ukraine is a zombie state
under putin’s control
long forgotten
by the social media warriors.

in the year 2030
ukraine has been detached
from the metaverse
and its resistance movement
has been poisoned by plutonium.

in the year 2096
ukraine has been liberated
when Putin’s grandson was overthrown
and can finally adopt
flying cars and villas on mars.




the best use of metaverse

the best use of metaverse
would be
if russia and nato
would have their stupid war
in metaverse




first metaverse country

at some point
someone will make
the first metaverse country
with its own
passport, taxes, laws, budget,
and people will leave
their shitty physical countries
to join this new
metaverse country.




real metaverse beneficiaries

disabled
homosexuals
dissidents
refugees
minorities




metaverse vs universe

universe is kind of an asshole
because we are constantly
bothered by the possibility of death.
metaverse could be much better
if it helps us completely forget
that we can and will die.