kid


Hafþór Júlíus Björnsson

when i was a kid
my father would flip me over
and i loved it.

i do the same to my son
and he loves it too.

i wish someone would
flip me over
so i could feel
like a kid again.




potatoes

when i was a kid and i saw a lot of
animated films in which
it was a punishment for seamen
to peal potatos
i think mickey mouse does it
in his first film
must be horrible to peal them
thank god for artificial stuff like
mcdonalds french fries
which by the way
are invented by belgians