i was driving
and a guy on a motorbike
passed me very quickly
and suddenly
i came up with a joke in my head:
where does a motorbike get you fastest?
to a hospital!
at that moment i realized
that i became funny.

that joke is much better
than the joke i came up with
ten years ago
which i told thousands of times
and to which no one ever laughed.

in my last minute
of my life
i want to tell
the best joke ever
and make
everybody laugh

blind man is touching a grater
and than he says:
who wrote this bullshit?