all people fart
in average 37 liters of gas per day
and yet so many people
refuse to admit it
or do it publicly
or during sex.

if we were truly a modern species
it would not be a problem
to fart into a partner’s face
while they give us oral sex.

putin took the oil and gas profit
and invested it in innovation
which solved the global poverty
and the climate crisis.

he offered amazing benefits
to innovators and artists
and attracted the best in the world
setting a new standard for all countries.

he did all this in his first term
and the entire world loved him
but he still left
so he could be with his grandkids.

an average person
farts fourteen times a day
and creates maybe a litre of gas
multiply this by how many people
there are in this tiny atmosphere
and remember it next time
you complain about someone
farting next to you