1216 metaphors are stupid

i am not a fan of metaphors
hardly anyone gets them
and anyone assign
any meaning they want
and they are annoying
and anyone who uses metaphors
seems like a pretentious asshole.

just to be clear
when i say i am not a fan
i mean that i am not a ventilator.
a ventilator made of metaphors.

845 i want the old chelsea

i am not a chelsea fan
but i was a bit sad
when i saw an old photo
of the samford bridge

karf oolhu

i am
a fan
of him
lego stuff
for sure