for about a week
my bmi was 30.1.

i skipped two dinners,
went to the gym once,
did one 20 minute run,
and took a huge shit.

now my bmi is 29.9.
anyone can do it!

on my sister’s 29th birthday
i have discovered a bug in angry birds space
i feel so special
but less special then this morning
when i found a wordpress bug

on my sister’s 29th birthday
i have discovered a bug in wordpress
which other
seventy two million
three hundred sixty eight thousand
eight hundred forty users
did not find
i feel so special