nikola tosic poetry

make parents unhappy

admin — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 19:05:51 +0000

do not make kids
die as soon as you can
be unhealthy and weak
be unpredictable

make parents happy

admin — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 19:04:53 +0000

make kids
do not die before them
appear healthy and strong
be predictable

john matuszak

admin — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 18:59:33 +0000

play hard!
party harder!
hey!
you guys!
sloth love chunk!

mega grumpy

admin — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 04:23:14 +0000

don’t you
just hate
polite and
happy people

happy bday mr clarke

admin — Sun, 31 Jan 2010 03:10:14 +0000

when the night is cold
when the evil is too strong
when the volcanoes erupt
and the weak cry for help
when the nation needs a leader
when women need a lover
when men need a friend
when we all need a hero
whom shall we call?
whom do we need?
mr clarke!

the first kiss

admin — Sat, 30 Jan 2010 19:01:39 +0000

is as good
as much as
the first sex sucks

sudden death of friend’s younger brother

admin — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 23:08:18 +0000

sucks
sucks
sucks
fuck, it sucks

fart

admin — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 21:37:49 +0000

an average person
farts fourteen times a day
and creates maybe a litre of gas
multiply this by how many people
there are in this tiny atmosphere
and remember it next time
you complain about someone
farting next to you

training for my parents’ death video

admin — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 03:50:01 +0000

in awe of myself

admin — Sun, 10 Jan 2010 04:03:41 +0000

i am so awesome
and i enjoy myself so much
i think everybody should
just be amazed by me
cause im so superb
i will help others
feel this awe
and make the world
a better place